Thursday, October 14, 2010

...and breathe (allbeit, snottily ) !!!...

It's one in the morning and The Babe and I have been participating in a snoring competition, due to our severley bunged up noses!!! I thought I must have won because I woke myself up, but he is still going strong, so I will gracefully admit defeat and accept second place, lmao.!!!

So I thought I would pop in another quick post. I have finally got the hang of the new uploading system, but now it wont align properly. typical.!!!  I,m sure Blogger is male..!!!, lol

Heres another spread from my altered, altered book.


 and heres a before


and an after...



Also how badly am I lusting after this Orla Keeley radio..???


and her pattern book.



You listening Santa...????
Enjoy xx









The stork has been..!!!!

Yayy we have given birth again. Nooooooooooooooooooooo no one was pregnant , we have just had our latest addition to the Dylusions family delivered.!!!

Wanna see, wanna see..?????

Heres a teeny weeny glimpse for you.


Ooooooh bejeezuz.!!! How about those little beauties..??????  You can see them better HERE

They are not available to buy on the website just yet as Our Ben has deigned to take a few day's off, for a boy's weekend.!!!! so you'll have to wait till Tues.!! Can you manage that long, lol.???

Right need to go and give mine another stroke, lmao.

Enjoy xx

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Murphy's Law

Sorry, but I forgot to add this to the last post, so you get a bonus today, 2 posts at once.!!

Ok then lifes little mystery for today is

How come John went to the doctors on Saturday for his flu jab.....and I,m the one full of cold..??? I know "whats mines his, and his is mine" malarky, but thats just frikkin taking it a bit too far..!!!

Enjoy xx

Could it be you??????

Yayy...!!! We have a winner of my Dylusions paints. I entered the numbers into the random generator and it came up with.......................

Drum roll please...........................

Comment no 4 ( tons of rapturous cheers and applause )

Janey B

'give your stress wings and let it fly away ...
Personally I'd have a massive glass of something naughty then take a baseball bat to the laptop lol!
Missed your blogalaciousness xx
 
 Congratulations
 
If you can give Our Ben a ring he can send them on their way to you.
 
Blogger is still driving me up the wall, round the light fitting and back to the skirti ng board !!  It has just taken me 40 mins to upload 6 photos...Wtf.??????
 
I thought I would give you an update on a few of my unfinished journal pages in my altered book.
 
This was the before


And this is the after..




This is the before....


And this is the after....


Heres 2 in progress..


And heres a finished one


Enjoy xx

Friday, October 8, 2010

I seem to have cauliflowers in my vase..!!!!

Aaaargh, I finally get round to blogging a long post and I have had nothing but disaster all the way. The camera has somehow deleted all the precious images I wanted to show you, includin g the fantastic work of the kids classes.!! Grrr..!!! Then I come to upload other pictures to find that the upload method has changed..!!!! Why can' they just leave the frikkin thing alone..??? The old method was easy peasy, but now..Jeez..!!!you have to find the file, find the image, up load it and start all over again right from the beginning..!! Holy mackeroly, do they think we all have time to fart and fanny around.?? I certainly don,t or the patience. My brush with the lurgy has left me with an inability to concentrate ( yes, even worse than normal, lol), short attention span and ability to fall asleep if anything takes more than 15secs.!!  My tolerance levels are full to overflowing and my laid back attitude has packed its frikkin suitcase and gone for a long wander. I have one thing to say to the people behind Blogger.

"I have only one nerve left and you're frikkin standing on it..!!!"

Anyway, on to more pleasant news. Drum roll please..........

My new paints, which have sold out 3 times, no less..apologies to those who havent managed to secure them yet!! Ooh you dont know what you are missing...



Heres the official blurb from the website, lol

A new range of beautifully vibrant acrylic paints. They are packed with pigment to give them a rich and luscious quality. They are a semi translucent paint which makes the building up of layers, in your work, simple to achieve. No muddying of colours and a dream to work with
They have a beautiful matte finish, which is perfect for writing on. Extremely important in your art journals or Atc’s.
And my favourite bit, the jars have big lids so you can dip baby wipes, splodgers, lids, or whatever takes your fancy into them. Even the traditional brush!!
This first collection comprises 10 luscious colours for you to dabble about with. (50ml pots)


They have been made specifically to my requirements, and the only downside , at the moment, is I neeeeeeed more colours, lmao.  Just look at the big lids, made for dipping things in..  Fabby dabulous..yayy.!!


 The teal is a must, as is the pink, green, blue, red orange, yellow, purple. Not forgetting the black and white, which are an absolute necessity.

So here's a treat for you. Do you fancy owning your own set, free of charge, compliments of us..???  All you have to do is leave a comment on this post, and I will pick one at random on Monday.

Heres some pages from my altered, altered book. It is a copy of Tolkien's, Lord of the rings, which was on the verge of being thrown away due to fire and smoke damage. Now I couldn't allow that to happen, could I.?? So here it is rescued., many of the pages are works in progress, but then again nearly all of my work is, lol.



The fish images are from the gorgeous Patti at Lisas altered art. Go check out her fabulous site. If you order any of the downloads, just mention you were recommended by me and she usually sends you a little something as well. But be warned you will be on her site for hours, lol







I,ll keep you informed of their progress.

Are you free next Tuesday..?

Do you want to make a fabulous Christmas project..?

Well get yourself down to mine to produce this...


An unusual take on the festivities. You will be altering a hardback book, inking, spraying, grunging, diecutting, sticking, stamping and generally having a frikkin whale of a time.!! You can book HERE

Right better shoot as a certain little grand daughter will be landing very shortly. I picked her up from school yesterday and we went shopping for a halloween costume for her We also called in at Lidl where she insisted on buying me some of those "cauliflower roses", lol. They are actually the cabbage roses that I love (of which the lovely Sue bought me a fabulous bunch on the Ranger 2 weekend), but from now on they will be forever known as the cauliflower roses..!!!

Have a great weekend and don't forget to leave a comment.!!

Enjoy xx

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I am still here HONEST !!! I'm not deliberately ignoring you all, I'm just struggling for time. I'll put you a video on that will maybe help explain it all to you.!!






I wish !!!!

Enjoy xx

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

New workshops and a visit to the South..!!!

Oh yes I am still here..!!! I havent blogged much, as you know, but by the time I,ve finished for the day, my eyes are buggered and I can't focus on the screen, lol. Mind you I have been extremeley busy preparing all the workshops up to Christmas. They are now all online for you to see and book HERE.

Heres a load of sneek peeks for you all.
































































Sooooooo..!!! plenty there to wet your appetite I think.. We already have a sell out on one and a few are getting there, so don't leave it too long now.

For those of you in the South who have complained I haven't been there for a while, I,ll see you Sat/Sun. Yup we are coming to the stamp show at Alexander Palace. We have only taken a little stand, due to me not being that brill, but it will be packed with lots of exciting things for you. Please come and say hello, we are right at the far end of the hall. And don't forget, luvvly, luvvly, blog readers, to let us know who you are, lol..!!

This will mean that the shop and studio will be closed while we are away, but will reopen Tuesday as per usual.

See you soon

Enjoy xx

Quote of the Century


"You are an extraordinary woman.


How can you expect anything ordinary to happen to you"


Louisa May Alcott